Why Joe Biden Will Win the 2024 Presidential Election
Hint: It has nothing to do with Trump's "toxicity."
Dear readers, I write this article not as an emphatic endorsement, but as a dire prophetic warning.
The 2024 Presidential Election is less than a year away and Republicans are in shambles, tearing each other apart over how tall their candidate is and who can kowtow to the next foreign leader the fastest. I apologize in advance to the TDS-inflicted, MAGA hating “Republicans” who will apparently vote for any filth that moves as long as it’s not Trump, but the way out of our disappointing, four-year, election loss streak is not at the end of the Haley rainbow; our situation does not bode well by prancing into the sunset, arm and arm, underneath Ron DeSantis’ 4,000 inch heels. The biggest challenge we must overcome within the next eleven months is complicated yet simple:
SECURE OUR DAMN ELECTIONS!!!
Believe me, I would much rather sit here and write a three page article about how “toxic” Trump is to our party and how the only solution to our problems ahead is getting rid of him as quickly as possible. As much as I would love to pretend the media wasn’t lying to us about 2020 and accept that it was the most secure election in American history, no one will ever convince me that 81 million Americans observed the Democrat-endorsed BLM riots that roiled our country in never-ending arson, theft, and terror at the helm of a manufactured “pandemic” and said, “You know what we need four more years of? Democrats!”
Random American: “Who did you vote for?”
Media-invented American: “Joe Biden.”
Random American: “O..Okay.. Interesting..”
Media-invented American: “And Marjorie Taylor Greene. Can’t forget her, of course.”
Random American: “What? That doesn’t make much sense..”
Media-invented American: “ELECTION DENIER! Why do you hate democracy?!?!”
That just won’t cut it. We’re not living in the 1980s anymore when the only thing that mattered was running the best campaign possible and proving the other guy to be a bumbling idiot. If it were that easy, Republicans wouldn’t even have to campaign. They could be “calling the lid” at noon this time. No, our way forward is much more complex than that, as much as I wish it wasn’t.
Forget the petty squabble between Trump and DeSantis. Republicans could physically resurrect George Washington and Abraham Lincoln from the grave, throw them on the same ticket, and run the best presidential campaign known to man—and Joe Biden would still win with a “record number of votes”. Not because of someone’s “toxicity,” not because of abortion, not because Trump folded a classified document into a paper airplane and threw it off the top of Trump Tower, but because there are many fundamental problems with our election process, including voting with machines that flip votes, voting without having to show an ID, voting weeks in advance, voting without getting official results for weeks after the election took place, and voting by mail regardless if the ballot’s date is correct.
In April of 2021, I wrote an article detailing a five-point plan that would solve nearly all, if not all, of these issues described above. You can access that article here. Don’t forget to share it with your family, friends, and representatives!
With that being said, can Republicans please, for all that is holy, stop pretending that Trump is “unelectable”? The Left’s anti-Trump psychosis is beginning to bleed onto our side of the aisle and boy, don’t we look pathetic?
To pretend Trump is “unelectable” is to pretend 2016 didn’t happen. As a matter of fact, most Republicans who are claiming no one will vote for Trump this time around were singing his praises after his astounding upset victory against Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit. The pollsters were wrong, the media was wrong, the elites were wrong, everyone decrying Trump’s electability were wrong then and are still wrong now. Sorry, but Trump supporters, aka the decisive majority of Republican voters, are not going to simply abandon him, no matter how many times Chris Christie indignantly flaps his wattle about Trump’s alleged “fear of debating.”
Trump was the President for four years. He debated more Republicans, Democrats, media personalities, world leaders, Hollywood sleazebags, left-wing donors, and Wall Street bankers over his tenure in office than all of the current Republican contenders have in their political careers combined. He is the model to follow now. As stated before, we no longer live in the 1980s; with today’s level of abject stupidity in the political sphere combined with America’s seismic demographic shift and our total failure to SECURE OUR ELECTIONS, Ronald Reagan would lose against Walter Mondale today. Hands down. As depressing as that statement is, it is no less the reality, thanks to Venezuelan-style electioneering!
Before Republicans have the White House ever again, we must commit to securing our elections. It is superfluous to discuss any other alternative. I don’t care if the New York Times brandishes a poll showing Trump beating Biden in California by thirty points. Are our elections secure?
The sooner we come to terms with it, the sooner we will see that big, beautiful $1.89 gas sign once again!
Great writing!!